[ THE TRACK ]
A produced track. Studio-grade.
MP3 around 2:30. Real production, real mix, masterable. The Legend's name in the chorus, their stories in the verses. Plays on any speaker, any car, any phone.
FORMAT MP3 + WAV // LENGTH 2:30 — 3:30
FOR LEGENDS 0 TO 14
Mats in the chorus, his snails Turbo and Blitzi on backing vocals.
Your unique track, personally produced for the legend. The Studio writes the lyrics, plays the chords, lays the beat, prints the J-card. In a few minutes — a song that lasts forever. No musical talent required.
Mats, 7 · Zack, Fertig!
WHAT DROPS INTO YOUR INBOXIt's not a song.
It's not a song.
It's a record.
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Three artifacts.
One inbox.
[ THE J-CARD ]
A printable booklet. Frame-ready.
A five-panel J-card, typeset properly, names spelled right. Custom cover art, no faces, no stock. Print it. Frame it. Send it to grandma.
J-CARD 5-PANEL · PRINT-READY
[ THE LANDING PAGE ]
A permanent URL. One link.
The Drop gets its own page. Cassette player, lyrics, the J-card on screen. Shareable to the family chat, the class group, the grandparents — one link, plays everywhere.
WORKS ON TV · TABLET · PHONE // SHARE ONE LINK
WHAT PARENTS SAY
We've got this on repeat.— JESSICA, mum of 3, Munich
Absurdly good... new favorite song.— INA, mum of 2 + 2 cats, Munich
HOW IT WORKS3 stories, memories, moments.
3 stories, memories, moments.
1 track for life.
~ 03 MIN
Of your time.
The Studio handles the rest.
[ ▸ BRIEF THE STUDIO ]
3 minutes. Tell us about the Legend — what they love, what they've lived through, what makes them them, what they're up to next.
// Guided Q&A. No novel-writing.
Time on task~ 3 MINFormatguided · age-aware
[ ▸ THE STUDIO PRODUCES ]
Lyrics, production, J-card art, all produced according to your dossier. Reviewed for safety before it reaches you.
// Kid-safe pass on every output.
Time on taska few minutesFormatproduction · safety pass
[ ▸ THE DROP LANDS ]
Everything in one place — your birthday-party website. Share-ready. MP3 ready to download. J-card ready to print. Done.
// Share directly from the landing page.
Time on taskINBOXFormatarchive · permanent
THE FINE PRINT, IN PLAIN WORDSBuilt for kids 0 to 14.
Built for kids 0 to 14.
No exceptions, no surprises.
- No adult themes.Every track is reviewed against a KJM-aligned safety taxonomy — age, violence, romance, substances, scary content. If it fails, it doesn't ship.
- Age-appropriate vocabulary.Lyrics for a 7-year-old read differently than lyrics for a 12-year-old.
- No name leakage.First names only. No last names, no schools.
- Every kids drop is safety-reviewed before delivery.A multi-layer review process checks every Drop before it reaches you. Nothing leaves the Studio without passing the kid-safe gate.
TWO MOMENTS · ONE DROPThe morning of.
The morning of.
And the party.
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Two distinct
use cases.
Equally weighted.
[ MORNING OF · 07:42 ]
The morning of.
You print the J-card the night before. The player is ready when they come down. You press play. Their face when they hear their name in the chorus — that's the gift.
KITCHEN TABLE · ONE PRESS OF PLAY
[ AT THE PARTY · 16:00 ]
At the party.
Bluetooth speaker. The Drop comes on as the cake comes out. Every kid in the room knows the Legend's name now. The track gets shared in three group chats by 4pm.
SPEAKER · WHOLE ROOM SINGS
EXAMPLES · DEMOFour kids. Four Drops.
Four kids. Four Drops.
This is how The Studio sounds.
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Four Drops.
Ages 7 to 13.
Demo
Mats, 7
Zack, Fertig!
Kids Hip-Hop
Dino expert, earned his swim badge this summer — and the biggest cannonball at the pool.
Mats, 7 · Zack, Fertig!
Demo
Romy, 9
Romyfiziert
Dancehall-Pop
Draws her own comic characters and stickers them onto everything — she calls it “Romy-fied”. Guinea pigs Kiwi and Flocke, waffles on Saturdays.
Romy, 9 · Romyfiziert
Demo
Liam, 11
Kickflip
Bedroom Indie-Pop
A summer of trying, one clean kickflip. His best friend Noah filmed it — and produces the track.
Liam, 11 · Kickflip
Demo
Julius, 13
Bodenlos
Gabber-Techno
Skiing, FIFA and his hoodie. His dog Basti never far. His word for everything: “bodenlos”.
Julius, 13 · Bodenlos
Demo Drops: Mats, Romy, Liam and Julius are made up. Only Ami (in the hero) is real — her mum approved her Drop.
NO CULTURE WITHOUT CREATORSFunded entirely by you
Funded entirely by you
Independent-Artists.
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20 % to artists.
The Drop is the only pitch.
20% of every Drop goes to independent musicians — €3.00 at €14.99, €1.50 at €7.49. Always. Tracked to the cent, published and easy to check. No ads. No referral codes. No influencer deals. The Drop is the only pitch.
PRICING · STUDIO START€14.99 a Drop.
€14.99 a Drop.
At the Studio’s start: €7.49.
Applied automatically — no code.
All prices incl. VAT.
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One price.
No codes.
[ THE ANCHOR ]
Less than a printed photo book. More memorable than a toy that breaks by Thursday.
- Studio-grade production · MP3 + WAV
- Print-ready J-card · 4-panel PDF
- Permanent landing page · one shareable link
- Free re-rolls — any line you don't love
[ ONE ACCOUNT ]
One login, every birthday.
Make a Drop for your kid today, and next month one for your friend, your colleague or your mother-in-law. Same account, nothing extra to set up.
Open the Studio →FAQ · STRAIGHT ANSWERSThe parent questions,
The parent questions,
answered in one breath.
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Eight questions.
No dodging.
Is it really for any kid 0 to 14, or only confident-singer kids?
No singing required from the kid. The Studio sings to them. They listen, they hear their name, they hear their stories. Some sing along by the second chorus — but nobody has to.
What if I don't know much about my kid's interests?
The brief is a 3-minute guided Q&A. Multiple-choice fields and short prompts make it work even for friend-parents who don't know the Legend deeply. You only fill what you know — the Studio handles the rest.
Can grandma play it without a smartphone?
Yes. The Drop is an MP3 download + a printable J-card. Works on every speaker, every car, every USB stick, every Bluetooth adapter. The landing page is a bonus, not a requirement.
How safe is the content?
Multi-layer safety review on every Drop — KJM-aligned taxonomy, age-aware vocabulary, no adult themes ever. If a Drop fails the kid-safe gate, it doesn't ship.
What happens if the Drop comes out weird or wrong?
Re-roll any line you don't love, free. If a whole Drop misses the brief, the Studio re-runs it. Should that also not work, write to Anna, she will help you.
Is the kid's name or data used for anything else?
No. We use the first name only for the Drop itself — never sold, never used for advertising. How long we keep it, and when we delete it, is in our privacy policy.
Is this in German or English?
Both — and the dialects in between. The Studio works in standard German, Austrian, Swiss, Bavarian, Kölsch, ..., and English. The Legend hears their party in the voice they actually use.
Can I do it all on my phone?
Yes. The whole flow is mobile-first — brief, preview, re-roll, download, share. Nothing requires a desktop.
THE STUDIO IS OPEN
Make their track.
Sign in with your email, tell the Studio about your kid, and the track is ready in a few minutes.
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One email.
The Drop.
No spam. No referral codes. No ads. Just the Drop.